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Sarah Silverman Tries Out New Stand-Up Material, Reveals Her SNL50 Bet with Jon Lovitz

on Jan 20, 2026

Published in Jokes

Sarah Silverman tries out new stand-up material on the Late Night audience before talking about making her Broadway debut in Simon Rich's play All Out and her dream of endorsing tongue scrapers for oral care.

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A Norwegian and a Canoe

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Lars asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"

"No, I don't," said Ole.

"A canoe will sometimes tip," explained Lars.

Putting Up With Jocks

Jokes / January 20, 2026

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there.

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Smoking Error

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A boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to him, "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarette packet, that smoking is injurious to your health!"

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Four-Word Story

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Four-word story of employment: Hired, tired, mired, fired.

Political Corruption

Jokes / January 20, 2026

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

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Colbert Before Air: Stephen & Jimmy Fallon's Ice Cream Rivalry

Jokes / January 19, 2026

"Best Friends Forever" for six months. Stephen Colbert recounts his playful ice cream rivalry with Jimmy Fallon during an audience question in #ColbertBeforeAir!